Resident Evil 3: Sucks

Not surprisingly this video game movie is crap. I have a girl crush on Milla Jovavich, but I was not digging this lesbian hair cut. Strike one.

The premise of the Resident Evil movies, is something to do with zombies and experiments gone awry. This is the third installment, so we are seeing how things look some time after everything went to shit. It doesn't *really* matter because nothing makes sense and all of the conversation and idea is merely a set up to show off some geeks latest brilliant CGI discovery. Nothing looks real because it is CGI, except for the humans who barely look real because they defy laws of gravity and common sense.

I will say that some of the visuals in this were interesting. The scenes of Las Vegas taken by the desert were pretty neat. However, the main "bad guy" was so badly rendered that one could only laugh. Yes I know in a video game they need an impossible bad guy but this was just stupid. Also, why did they need to clone her, if she was living and running around about ten feet away from their base?

Anyway, the movie was pretty stupid BUT as far as video game movies go, it's not unwatchable like most.